Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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