what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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