If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
