Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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