I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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