the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Semen is not good for contacts.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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