i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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