Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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