i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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