Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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