then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Randomize
