these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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