Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
two words...techno handjob
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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