No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
They took my balls.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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