we have officially mastered the walk of shame
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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