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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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