quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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