Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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