he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
