And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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