I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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