Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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