just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
