Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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