Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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