Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I need water and some morals
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
