Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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