Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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