oh god the rape fog is back!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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