Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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