so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i will never coherently bang her
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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