I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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