I'm drive I can fine osifer
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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