u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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