Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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