Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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