not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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