The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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