What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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