So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
soo... how was my night?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
