we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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