wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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