I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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