I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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