Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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