Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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