Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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