It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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