No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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