you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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