I think scott just propositioned me for sex
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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