At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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