Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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