i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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