Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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