Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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